dem dey rush Buhari with N45m form

In the face of his good faith, his understudies call him Assault Rifle or A.R, for short; Professor Austere Riches is the scourge of male understudies and a dread to their female partners. He gathers cash for marks with his correct hand from male understudies and strokes the hole of female understudies with his left hand, peeping over his thick horn-rimmed glasses with eyes flying out of his uncovered pate like bubbled eggs in a dark plate. 

Everyone must be situated in class before Riches, who typifies the contradistinctions amongst insidious and great, comes in. How could a man know so much and, yet wriggle so abominably in the mud? Prof Riches is ever prompt to class yet his heart never accompanies him. He resembles the skeptic who knows the cost of everything except for the benefit of nothing. 

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Stick drop quietness, Riches is taking first-year understudies Introduction to Literary Techniques. His gravelly voice rings out, "Did any of you go over scholarly methods in your optional school days?" A delicate mumble mixed among the understudies. "Well", he proceeded, "Scholarly strategies are techniques authors use to impart importance in extraordinary ways. A case of an artistic procedure is interesting expression. An ironic expression is an interesting expression in which obviously conflicting terms show up related e.g. heavenly fiend, faceless blessed messenger, criminal equity, close miss, sweet pain, stunning quiet, and so on." 

He ventures down from the platform and strolls up the passageway of the extensive address room. "Would someone be able to give me a case of an ironic expression? Prof Riches inquires. An insidious understudy, Jagger Bosco, whispers, "Somber Riches," from the back of the class, and the class emitted in stifled chuckling. What boldness! Wealth was angry with seethe. "Who specified my name, who!?" he detonates. No blade can cut through the quietness in the classroom. "A large number of you will be rusticated this semester, I wager you! The ink is yet to dry on your registration numbers, and you're here deriding an educator of universal standing. I can perceive any reason why your lives are ironically tied. This is the reason your dads, moms, uncles, close relatives, siblings, sisters, sugar daddies and sugar mummies take the nation dazzle, endangering your future by keeping state funded schools from stores." With his pointer, he drives his glasses back along the scaffold of his nose, and blasts, "I feel sorry for your reviled predeterminations since you yourselves are casualties of the severe and awkward governments foisted by your folks and relatives. Things being what they are, you can deride, you numbskulls? Blood suckers pursued you out of your lodgings, a huge number of worms breed in your toilets, your libraries resemble void stockrooms, your research centers are relics of vestiges, yet you open your stinking mouths to deride me. You're all going to come up short this course! 

In terrified voices, the understudies all in all start to ask the unappeasable educator. Nobody could give Bosco away for he's the pioneer of the most horrible faction amass on the grounds. 

"What influences you to figure you will add up to anything when a significant number of those that graduated before you wound up as touts working for transport associations in engine parks? Go and ask your sit-tight, undead fathers what their ages were the point at which they started to manage this nation more than 40 years prior? Did they not say you're not very youthful to run the show? What chance have they offered you to run the show? Also, you trust them while they arm you and set you to murder and debilitate for their political increases. For you little girls of Jezebel, aren't they saying you're the ones surging them in their 70s, 90s?" 

(A huge number of kilometers away, alarm booming caravans of spic and span vehicles sprinkle dinky water at bystanders along the street to Ass-o-Rock) 

Bystander 1: Arrrghh!! Frantic individuals!! Subsequent to voting in favor of una, na to dey sprinkle us mud water be the following thing, abi? 

Bystanders 2: Abeg, influence I to hear word jor! Who disclose to you say na your vote convey dem enter? Me, I no mind make dem sprinkle pee and crap for my body, on the off chance that me too enter office, I go do same thing. Na who get control dey utilize am o, biko. 

Bystander 1: Dis your yeye All Promises Cancel party wear dey influence you to fever. Dem sprinkle you mud water for bodi, you still dey hail dem. Hian! Which kain mumu you be? 

Bystander 2: Your own Poverty Development Party nko? No be una hack Nigeria kick the bucket before we come save am? We no ask anyone to vote in favor of us o. Na Baba go enter for 2019! Na dem dey surge us o. 

Bystander 1: Na who dey surge your miserable gathering wey no fit satisfy one constituent guarantee? 

Bystander 2: You never gossip dem wear surge purchase presidential frame for Baba? 

Bystander 1: Just hear yourself. Similar young people wey una depict as apathetic, na dem surge purchase una Baba presidential shape, would you be able to see una sef? Una no dey disgrace? Una no dey tire to lie? Una representative even talk say the gathering wey in the long run purchase the frame beat other hurrying gatherings to it. Wey una against defilement battle? Wey una EFCC? Languid young people purchase N45m shape for una divine force of hostile to defilement and he gather am? N45m fit tar street, fabricate school, construct healing centers and purchase transformers. Ha! Make una fear God nah. Where una need trying adolescents to understand that kain cash to purchase frame, and una say dem no excessively youthful, making it impossible to run the show? Shey yearning government workers, educators, graduates, retirees fit bear the cost of any of una different structures? 

Bystander 2: Warreva! At the point when una dey share oil contracts to ethnic state armies, conventional rulers, ministers, imams, beauticians, special ladies, relatives and companions, we talk? No be A-Y fly una dey utilize convey dollars abroad? No be una say taking no be defilement? Abeg, much the same as we uncover say Boko Haram slaughter individuals go for una administration, we additionally sabi say una administration hoodlum pass. Coincidentally, you wear overlook say na N55m be the underlying cash for our frame, yet dem come lessen am on the grounds that our pioneers dey accommodating? 

The clock ticks. The plot thickens. Huge firearms toss their caps into the ring – Rabiu Kwankwaso, Atiku Abubakar, Bukola Saraki and David Mark – all independently conspiring to destroy the unmoving floor brush. An alliance by these huge weapons under the umbrella has the ability to hurt President Muhammadu Buhari. Yet, will they blend? Will they subsume individual desire and present a typical front? Surely, no! What's more, there goes the expectation of a surprise against the Mallam of Daura in 2019. Indeed, huge numbers of those oppressed inside the circuit of the floor brush have absconded, yet the number is yet untold of the individuals who might relinquish the safe house of the umbrella after its presidential essential. 

The old detachment won't bolster any of the promising, energetic people seeking to lead the country –, for example, Kingsley Moghalu (55), Donald Duke (56), Fela Durotoye (46), Omoyele Sowore (47), Remi Sonaiya (63), Funmilayo Adesanya-Davies (55), Enyinnaya Nnaemeka (40), among others, since it isn't in the character of Nigerian legislative issues to help constructive change. What's more, the electorate who ought to advance the truly necessary change by voting out the deadwoods that have hindered national development since after freedom have had their lives adversely turned around that exclusive the tunes of war, destitution and insurgency sound sweet to their ears. 

As Buhari plans to mount the green-white-green steed in 2019, just a very much verbalized, engaged and magnanimous alliance can ground him. There are numerous employments of the sweeper beside hiding soil away from plain view. The floor brush can be twisted into a curve for a bolt, it tends to be whacked down the heads of protesters, the sweeper is likewise not well disposed to the eardrum and the eyeball, the floor brush can torment; ask Sambo Dasuki, Ibrahim El-Zakzaky and Jones Abiri.